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Has Paula Abdul ever said anything original IN HER LIFE!??!?!?!

That’s it.

You cannot imagine how bad these are:

Worst Album Covers

This sign is about 2 miles from my house. If you call now you can probably get your order by the end of the week.  Hury-call todya.

If satire bothers you, don’t even try it.

9/11 Conspiracy Theories ‘Ridiculous,’ Al Qaeda Says
Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays

I don’t have any.

I ran across this the other day via a friend. Some people apparently don’t think when reserving their URL. Two good examples:

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
www.therapistfinder.com

7. If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always
www.ipanywhere.com

Eight of the ten are functioning websites and you can read them all at Sneezl.

See more here.

A member of our church is currently on a business trip to South Korea. He snapped this photo while looking for a restaurant to eat dinner. Hmmm….

I received this from a friend:

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country, but don’t really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country if they could find the time and if they didn’t have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country, and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.

8. The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who’s running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if someone is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheists, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.

11. The St. Petersburg Times is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something in which to wrap it.

Courtesy of George G. Hunter.

God does not know:

How many holy orders there are in the Roman Catholic Church.

Who’s running the Southern Baptist Convention.

What the Presbyterians are thinking.

What the Methodists are doing.

What the Pentecostals are saying.