You cannot imagine how bad these are:

Worst Album Covers

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9 Responses to “Worst Album Cover Contest”

  1. Steve H says:

    Marty,

    Those are some awesome covers. I especially like these:

    The Louvin Brothers “Satan is Real” - But on our album cover he is a cartoon -a really bad cartoon.

    And someone tell Father Robert White that the pipe adds a nice, personal touch to the cover.

    And Mike Crain seems to be auditioning for the Power Team with his cover.

    Freddie Gage - Nice boots !!

    But my favorite, The Kings Three -with four members. One of these guys needs to get saved, quick.

    On a more current note -although this album is several years old, I have to smile every time I see the following Sanctus Real cover for their album “Say It Loud”. Hopefully, the following link will give you a look at it. I couldn’t attach my scan of the cover.

    http://photobucket.com/image/sanctus%20real/MSUspartans/sanctusreal.jpg?o=68

    Let’s see some other funny or corny album covers -new or old.

    Steve H

  2. Beth D. says:

    The “Reverend in Rhythm” album sounds/looks pretty interesting, actually. Maybe it’s the pipe.

    The Christian Crusaders need capes.

    I voted for “Satan is Real.”

  3. Kevin Bussey says:

  4. Kevin Bussey says:

    sorry the picture didn’t show up here is the link:

    http://rateyourmusic.com/misc/link_image?album_id=258507&q=Tammy+Faye+Bakker+We%26%2339%3bre+Blest

  5. Paul says:

    Those Louvin Brothers look to be having much too good a time there amidst Beelzebub and the burning coal and what not. Maybe hell’s just a really bad duet?

  6. Jennifer B says:

    I had to vote for the Karate guy…”Karate for Jesus”", why hasn’t anyone else thought of that!!

  7. Jim says:

    If you want to hear and see the worst of “Christian” music
    go to http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=107325 and listen to “white corpuscles”
    Really, check it out! Or go to http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=107325&content=music and scroll down to “God’s Backhand”
    -Jim

  8. Jonas W says:

    Where can I find a smoking jacket like the one Father Robert White has. He is one cool cat. Although, before I enlarged the photo on Marcy Sings, it looked like she was not wearing anything. I thought, “good thing the sticker was there” and then I thought “What else does Marcy do. What Kind of Gospel Album is this” Anyway, I digress

  9. Art Rogers says:

    If you liked that, Marc over at Purgatorio has a regular post called “Divine Vinyl” that has some of these same people and their covers. I get it in my feed reader and it always brightens my day in a sick kind of way.

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