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20 09 2007

Five Things God Does Not Know

Posted by: Marty Duren in Humor

Courtesy of George G. Hunter.

God does not know:

How many holy orders there are in the Roman Catholic Church.

Who’s running the Southern Baptist Convention.

What the Presbyterians are thinking.

What the Methodists are doing.

What the Pentecostals are saying.

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8 Responses to “Five Things God Does Not Know”

1. Kevin Bussey says:
   September 20th, 2007 at 9:18 am

   He probably doesn’t like what is coming out of Pecan Manor either. :)

2. Rick Boyne says:
   September 20th, 2007 at 9:51 am

   That made me laugh out loud! ;-)

3. Marty Duren says:
   September 20th, 2007 at 9:55 am

   Kevin-
   Pecan Manor or Kudzu Manor?

   Rick-
   When I heard him say it, my first thought was, “So that’s how non-SBCers view the SBC.”

   So true, so true. He had another GREAT line about what heaven and hell are going to be like, but I can’t find it.

4. Paul says:
   September 20th, 2007 at 10:22 am

   Hilarious!

5. Phil Wages says:
   September 20th, 2007 at 12:42 pm

   Marty,

   That sounds like a great outline for a topical sermon. It ranks right up there with Maze Jackson’s sermon, “Four Things God Can’t Do”!!!

   His divisions were things like: God can’t lie, God’s can’t love you any less, etc. . .

   You are so funny!!!

6. irreverend fox says:
   September 20th, 2007 at 1:09 pm

   aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhaaaaaaa…

7. David Phillips says:
   September 21st, 2007 at 11:28 am

   Now that’s funny…I don’t care who you are!

8. Joel says:
   September 22nd, 2007 at 1:55 am

   nothing like a little self-deprication before bed. Thanks Marty!

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